- Me: I was tellin mariano then other day that i have a combination of you and matt to thank for my perversion
Anna: Yes, well i try to help out as much as i can

 

 - Little420Angel (7:05:21 PM): ill save my demerits 4 a day that hes there and ill throw them in his face and say go wipe your ass with this cuz its bleeding from havein a cock jammed up there 2 hard

 

 - Me: Yea Mr. Bell is the biggest fag EVER.  I fuckin hate him.  We should go commit hate crimes all over his house. . . .

Dave: Yea n' draw a big swastika on his front door!

Me: Wrong hate crime Dave....

 

 - CanYooDigIt87 (3:36:44 PM): conversation with me is like a magical journey to the center of the earth.....
CanYooDigIt87 (3:36:48 PM): only better
Anabele155 (3:38:20 PM): now i kno your a werido

 

 - K la34129 (6:39:55 PM): jess mullen ur the kinda girl id like to introduce to my sheets

 

Fat C o w 9688: your faith is wavering, disciple. fear not. soon I will send down my son Rod to guide your people to the promised land.
blowhole789: when Lord? WHEN?
Fat C o w 9688: there will be signs to signal the coming
blowhole789: like what? when?
Fat C o w 9688: first, the fish will walk among men, and sing my praises
blowhole789: ah yes lord,
blowhole789: we shall wait for it
Fat C o w 9688: then, union workers will emerge from their homes and renounce their foul, pork-rind eating ways
blowhole789: I dont understand what that has to do with anything
Fat C o w 9688: and on the final day, a large deer will appear in the heavens to signal the coming of the Guide
Fat C o w 9688: all we be revealed. keep the secrets safe, and let not your faith waver.
blowhole789: .....
blowhole789: I dont know....
Fat C o w 9688: the guide will be born to an attractive high school cheerleader. keep your eyes open.

 

Fat Cow9688: haha your going to hell because your a perv

Fat Cow9688: i'm not going to hell at all

CanYooDigIt87: heh, wat can i say?

Fat Cow9688:  well you could say: I will not look at papa razzi pictures of naked George Harrsion